Hey folks, sorry for all the inactivity.

  I couldn't upload comics because my computer was on the blink.  I fixed it though, something to do with the DNS screwing up or something... Anyway, I'm back now and I've uploaded a new comic as a peace offering.

 Cheers.

Hello, hello.

Not much has been going on recently, not only in the comic department. Things are dull, real dull...

So consider this an apology for the lack of original content.

Mood:  don't ask

Greeting Croco-dialers

Sorry about the lack of comics lately, I don't know what happened. I guess I've been feeling rather drained lately and I've been moderately busy, but hopefully I'll get back to my 'at least once a week' mindset.

 Tata for now.

Mood:  accident prone

Bah, sorry things are so slow around here lately, I'm caught in the struggle between original content and recycled punchlines.

Some of my die-hard fans prefer the old stuff but if I wish to attract new readers I need keep things fresh.

Feedback is appreciated, there's a comment box down there somewhere...

Mood:  a-ok

Yo croco-dialers!

What the hell is that? Croco-dialers? Sounds alright though, just doesn't make any sense... Should I stick with it? I think I should...

Anyway, as many of you may have noticed the site has changed dramatically, I've added new html coding and I've upgraded my subscription so NO MORE ADS! Yeee-haa!

Also, if anyone out there wants a banner other than the ones in the banner section I'll willingly make one to your specifications! And if anyone wants to trade banners I'll make a links section, but until then I can't be arsed. 

Mood:  spacey

Hello loyal readers, I've gotten so many demands relating to what the infamous Russian Crocodiles are saying and I'm not going to cave in just yet.

I am opposed to divulging their deepest and most private conversations because that wasn't the point, the point was that THEY'RE CROCODILES SPEAKING RUSSIAN!

I mean; a) crocodiles don't speak, b) they're not Russian in spite of what a certain video game would have you believe, no wait... Those were gavials... But still they're Indian not Russian, but yeah, back to my point...

It would seem that people have lost touch with the very concept of absurdity, why can't people see that the very fact that something doesn't make sense makes it funny? Or are people so self-absorbed that they believe that something more than what is on the surface is being said and that I intentionally made it so they wouldn't understand?

I can assure you that nothing profound or even coherant has left my Crocodiles' mouths, they are meerly blurting out statements that have no relevance what so ever.

I hope this blog entry has silenced any further inquiry on the matter.

~Yours Truly